Having sex in the office brings something thrilling and exciting to your life. That’s why a lot of people want to explore it.
Despite the popular believe, plumbers, nurses and flight attendants are least likely to be engaged in sexual activity while at work. The highest rate of sexual intercourses during working hours is registered with the factory workers, conveyer belt operators and firefighters.
There is always a possibility of office colleagues engaging with something sexual while at the office, since relationships are very much possible in an office environment. If you think about it, a typical office hour may last more than eight hours plus overtime. Then, there are office parties, company outings and after-work hang outs to bars and restaurant plus other external factors like pressure from work, marriage or family, and then it is definitely not possible for one colleague to succumb to the carnal pleasures with another. So for those wanting to experience “dipping your pen in the company inkwell”, here are some tips you can follow to make it a memorable and enjoyable experience or you.
In the office these days women wear well-fit designer skirts and tight business outfits emphasizing their breasts, buttocks and hips. For the men it can be a torture to watch all the sexy colleagues all day, making their dicks stand up and no way of doing anything productive. Naturally, sexual fantasies take over.
But first rule would be to avoid fucking your boss or a subordinate. If you plan on having sex in the office, do it with one of your office peers to avoid any possible instances of abuse. Although very rare in the corporate world, check if the company has any policy that does not frown upon any inter-office fraternizing. If there is none, make sure to have a good explanation or have a job waiting in line. Sending a discreet but provocative text or message would be a good way to entice your potential office “mate” but make it does not affect your work performance. Before planning to have sex in the office, always remember that huge corporate companies would be strictly monitoring any communication within the walls so make sure to be creative when to creating words or conversations with double meanings.
Be smart, be fast and be quick. That adds to the excitement. Have sex right on the desk, in the copier room or in a broom closet. Using your boss’s desk while he/she is away - adds extra excitement. The best sex position for the office sex is old good doggy style: a woman bends over and lowers her pants or raises her skirt up; then lowers her panties. The male partner doesn’t even need to remove his pants – simply stick his dick out from the fly. The man then inserts his cock right between her naked buttocks and fucks her until the orgasm. Make sure you have a condom ready. And if you hear someone coming – it takes only seconds to quickly move your clothes back and pretend that nothing happened.
Two men can do it to: the passive partner bends over and spreads his chicks while the active partner inserts his cock in his butt – to the mutual satisfaction of both men. Make sure you have a lube handy though.
Or, simply consider a blowjob. The providing partner, either a man or a woman, never even has to get up from his/her office chair or leave the cubicle. Do it in the comfort of your office space. The man approaches, pulls our his cock and brings it close to the face of the providing partner, who, in turn takes it into his/her month and sucks, gently massaging balls, until the orgasm. When the cum fills the mouth it is better to swallow it to destroy the evidence. But in worst case scenario you can spit it into the wastebasket, that can work too. The whole procedure takes about a minute or two, so it can be easily done during the normal business hours when there are no colleagues nearby.
Having sex in office can be the ultimate sex experience you will carry throughout your life.